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Why the Tesla Bot Makes Zero Sense
The only plausible explanation is a scary one
Tesla is not a car company. Instead, it’s “arguably the world’s biggest robotics company,” as Elon Musk said. “Our cars are semi-sentient robots on wheels.”
Every Tesla has a brain of its own, allowing it to self-drive, filter the air you breathe, protect itself from robbers, and keep your dogs comfortable while you go shopping. These smart features weren’t born from car technology but from computer science, specifically Artificial Intelligence. That’s why I nodded energetically when I heard the “robot on wheels” thing. But then, Musk added two sentences that confused the heck out of me.
“It kind of makes sense to put [our AI tech] in humanoid form,” he said. “It’s intended to be friendly, of course, and […] eliminate dangerous, repetitive, boring tasks.”
The idea seems cool and all, but when think deeply about it, putting Tesla’s AI tech in a humanoid form doesn’t make much sense. Not to mention, the “friendly” part is everything but comforting.
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