What Happens When the First Baby Is Born on the Moon?

A lunar delivery would be dangerous — and costly

Mike Pearl
OneZero

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In his new book The Day It Finally Happens, journalist Mike Pearl imagines future scenarios that seem absurd now, but will one day be a (complicated) reality. Here’s what might happen the day a baby is born on the moon.

“You may leave the delivery room at any time,” Nurse Collins kept telling her. “It’s your right.”

But of course Alexandria couldn’t just leave the delivery room. That made no sense. Sure, she could get up easily enough. That was the nice thing about the moon’s light gravity, one-sixth the strength of Earth’s. Tasks like getting out of a hospital bed while in labor are a whole lot easier on the moon. But where would she go?

It wouldn’t help to give birth in the hallway of Moon Base Hispaniola’s medical center, since Collins would still be there, ready with all her forms. She and Francisco could dart out the automatic doors of the lobby, and then what? Birth the baby themselves in the middle of Concourse A? Were they supposed to hop on the tram back to their residential block, fill the bathtub and perform a water birth? That would have been a terrible idea for a million reasons, only one of which is that it would use up a week’s worth of water rations.

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Mike Pearl
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