This Holiday Season, I’m Grateful for My Television

How I learned to stop complaining and love technology

If you’re this short sighted, you either need glasses or a much, much bigger screen. Photo: Glenn Carstens-Peters/Unsplash

Last weekend, I bought a new TV. A massive, room-dominating, relationship-damaging TV. It sits in the corner, like the monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey turned to landscape mode, with me as one of the chimps, braying at it and chucking the remote into the air. At its narrowest, the TV…