It’s Official: We OD’d on the Internet

Zooming is to real conversation as smoking is to breathing

A person holding a cigarette in  in front of her laptop.

When I was in high school, I was in a play where I got to smoke cigarettes. I say “got to” because back then I was something of a nerd (before nerds were cool) and loved the idea of jocks and other popular kids spying the foil lining of my artfully positioned Marlboro softpack sticking out of my jeans…