MICROPROCESSING

In a World of Smart Gadgets, Why Are Toilets Still so Dumb?

Your butt deserves better!

Illustration: Camilo Medina

I spent the last three days talking to dozens of people about pooping.

The ease with which I can discuss the act of defecation is somewhat of a paradox — because I am exceedingly bathroom shy. Silent office restrooms with stall doors that end…