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I Saw ‘Dark Phoenix’ So You Don’t Have to

Here’s what you need to know, because you clearly aren’t going to see it yourself

Evan Peters and Sophie Turner in “Dark Phoenix.” © Fox Movies

Did you see the newest installment in the X-Men movie franchise last weekend? Based on the box office, probably not! Congratulations, because it turns out that was a smart decision, because I sat through it…