Nerd Processor
A Highly Scientific Theory About Rey’s Origins in ‘Rise of Skywalker’
It involves the Emperor, clones, and highly questionable bioethics
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6 min readApr 19, 2019
Last weekend, Disney rocked the worlds of millions of nerds — and several million regular folks — with its shocking trailer for Star Wars: Episode IX, now known as The Rise of Skywalker…
